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Your dad died in the ambulance by the time it got to a hospital. They took him away and left you, and then another came and took you, too. You wee lifted into a bed, unable to move or sit up: you felt numb. It was horrifying, seeing his corpse being rolled into your room and lifted onto the bed next to yours. They shocked him so many times that you thought that that killed him, but no. The bullet in his brain and the surprise of it did.

You were traumatized. It was awful.

Eventually, they called home. When nobody answered they looked you up, found a number and called it. A nurse came into your room and told you your guardian is on their way right now.

And guess who?

"Dorogaya, my goodness, what happened here?"

Vlad. He was wearing that dumb trench coat in the middle of the summer with a pathetic bouquet of flowers crushed in his hand. He sounded and looked sincere, but what you're wondering is how in hell is his number in your emergency contact information? It pissed you off that you couldn't speak or move: your body went into some kind of shock you can't remember the name of after you fell. You'll be better in a few days.

And when those few days pass, why, you ought to show that giant nosed freak what for.

How about it? Why not? Seems pretty legit, you could probably get Ravis to hook you up and everything.

Vlad's brows knit together and he slowly approaches you, as if you were a stray cat that he was trying to befriend. A large gloved hand rises up and rests itself into your hair and it's fingers rubbed around, as if they were making themselves comfortable. You look up at him and he was frowning, but his eyes weren't. They were glowing, just like how Oliver's do when he talks about his special customers. The only difference was that his were an ugly red swirling in his pools of brown. It looked like blood. They make you sick.

"You poor thing," he says, leaning down to kiss your forehead. His lips were soft and soothing, and he's warm, but you want Oliver. You don't want him to baby you, you want your Oliver to. Oliver, Oliver, oh Oliver, he's just about the only person you'd like to see at this point.

And maybe Matt. He sort of reminds you of your brother, to be honest. He's protective and strong and just as stinky as he was. Poor Bruce. Who dies by keeping the wrong end of the grenade, anyway? Matt wouldn't. Not your Matt, no, he'd probably put the grenade into somebody else's hand and run before it goes off. That is if he threw the pin: he probably would do everything right with a grenade. Of course not morally right, but instruction-wise.

And wise is the mouth of that redhead. He makes you feel all girly without even trying, calling you doll. Who does he think he is? And he had put that dumb grin on when Oliver put you in a skirt one day. God almighty, he's so weird but wonderful at the same time that it makes you dizzy.

And then there's Francis. He drinks and smokes and stinks worse than Matt, but he's the funniest. He'd say the simplest thing at the perfect moment and that alone would have the entire room laughing and distracted for minutes. That's a pretty powerful ability, you probably can rob an insecure bank like that. That makes you laugh. You can imagine him trying to rob a bank by sweet talking his way through, but he and only he could get away with that. All four of them could, actually.

"What is it you are smiling about?"

Ew. Vladimir. You don't want to look at him. He has something to do with all of this and it's pissing you off even more to guess the outcomes.

He smiles when you focus on his face again. "You are so much like your brother. I'm hoping that you don't dies just as easily, yes?"

You hope to got that he's just speaking in broken English. You hope to god he did not just talk about your brother that way. "What? Did I say that wrong?" That's more like it. He stands up, keeping his fingers massaging your head. Your body suddenly jerks up into the air and you scream, which came out as a quiet holler. No doctor or nurse would be able to hear that.

No, wait, the cameras. He's forgetting about the cameras. Praise Tototro, he forgot about the cameras!

You choke out a few giggles, your head dangling from his fingers. His grip tightens again and you giggle more. He says something in Russian, and when you didn't react, he repeats it. He tilts his head, then looks straight ahead. "Oh that's right. You aren't Bruce. You look so much like him that I though you would understand me. Your dads will be coming soon, and I don't want you to tell them anything."

You could have spat on him. Of course you're telling them. You tell them everything, and he can't do shit about it. You laugh even more. His eyes narrow, he drops you, and he unzips his coat. His other hand was lost deep within it, and eventually he fishes out a lead pipe. He beats you swiftly across the jaw and you hiss, but he pokes you on the nose.

"There is plenty more where that is coming from."

You're starting to think that he's completely fluent in English, and speaks broken English just to taunt you. Your dads? As in plural? Your only dad just died. What the hell, Vlad? He puts the pipe back and zips his jacket, leaving. What the hell just happened here? He didn't even give you the fucking flowers.

In about fifteen minutes, the door swings open, "what in hell happened in here?" Exclaimed a voice. You thought it would be a doctor but it was actually Oliver. That made you smile involuntarily. Your jaw still hurt but that didn't matter. His eyes and hair were wild and pinker than usual, and his chest was rising and falling in need of rest.

His eyes fell on you and they returned to their neon blue, and he comes up to your immediately. He sits on the bed beside your legs and grabs your hands with his. "Love. Tell me every detail. I've gotten your call. Who attacked you and how in bloody hell did you get here?" He asked calmly, as if he were interviewing you. You looked at him like he was stupid. If you could talk you would have said "Yay," in an excited kid's voice. Alas you cannot, which means that you couldn't have possibly called anyone.

"Answer me," he barks, shaking your hands with his voice. You really wish that you could tell him but you can't. He shakes his head and stands up, looking at the foot of the bed. He smiled upon finding a clipboard. His smile drops into a frown and he looks up at you. Then Francis walks into the room. "Say something funny! Quick! We're desperate!" You want to say.

He's panting as well and his royal blue eyes swirled hues of lavender. He was clean shaven and dressed nicely, and you must say that the shades of blue and purple match his tie. It's a good color on him. His eyes stop on you, blink, look at Oliver, blink and rush over. He sits on the bed where Oliver just was and shakes you but the shoulders.

"You idiot," he spits. That stung. "You had me worried sick," he yanks you up and holds your head into his shoulder. Your t-shirt collected drops of something small and warm, and you realized that the almighty Francis was crying into your shoulder. He pulled away yelling in your face, "don't you ever do that again. Ever. Do you hear me, girl?" His volume was high enough to make you piss, so you try to nod. His eyes narrow.

"Ollie, what's wrong with her?"

"She's temporarily paralyzed and can't speak. She fell on her back, but she'll be okay."

"Any pain?"

"N-"

"-good." Francis gave you a quick whop over the head and it hurt but felt comforting at the same time. You were dizzy now. "I got a call that you were on psychedelics and walked yourself in front of a car. What the hell were you thinking, doing drugs like that?"

"Drugs?" Oliver exclaimed. "That Vargas boy told me that she and Angel were...were...the unspeakable happened to them!"

The door swings open one final time. It was Matt and Al, both holding half zipped duffel bags. Matt approaches you, not saying a word, grabbing your collar, reeling his fist back-

"Hey, hey, hey!" Oliver and Francis try to get him to lower his arm. He has this crazed look in his eyes. They're swirling a light gray over his lavender. It's a rather interesting combination. Al was on his phone, dialing a number. "Vladimir," he spits into it, "you put that goddamned boy on a leash, you hear?"

"______, tell me you aren't pregnant. Tell me you aren't dying of an STD." That one doesn't even make sense.

"Pregnant!" Oliver and Francis gape at you. "Young lady, when you can speak you have plenty of explaining!"

This was cracking you up. None of that stuff was true, so you know it'll be cleared up in a while. Obviously, someone is out to get you (probably Vlad) so you'll just blacked everything on him. Yeah. That'll work fine! Great idea, _____!
Really?!- 2p!FACE x T!T!Reader Ch. 12
YUS it is finally here! Crazy shit goes down! I have corrected the chapter numbers! YUS!
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Natural Hair color
[ ]Black - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $75
[x]Brown - $15
[ ] Other - $10

-Total So Far: $15

Eye Color

[ ] Blue - $50
[ ]Hazel - $100
[x]Brown - $15 
[ ]Green - $200
[ ]Other - $10

-Total So Far: $30

Height

[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 
[x] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $105

-Total so far: $80

Age

[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25 
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

-Total so far: $180

Birth Order

[ ] Twins (or More) - $300
[ ] First Born - $300 
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second Born - $150
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[x] Last Born - $200 
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $375

-Total so far: $380

Drink?

[X] No - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $10

-Total so far: $780

Vision

[ ] perfect vision - $300
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

-Total so far: $830

Family's Car Color(s)

[ ] White - $2,000
[x] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $500
[x]Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400 
[ ] Green- $350
[x] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[x] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15 
[ ] No Car - $0

-Total so far: $2400

Shoe Size

[ ] Over 13 - $300
[ ]12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 10.5 - $650
[x] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550

-Total so far: $3000

Favorite Colors
  
[ ] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[X] Red - $800 
[ ] Yellow - $415
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ]Purple - $225 
[ ] White - $400 
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[X] Blue - $300 
[ ] Pink - $100 
[x] Other - $50

-Total so far: $4750

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0
[X] On Some - $750
[ ] No - $1000

-Total so far: $5500

How many people are you going to tag?

[ ] Over 61 - $250,000 
[ ] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[ ] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[ ] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[ ] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[ ] 11 - 20 - $1,000 
[ ] 1 - 10 - $500 
[x] 0 - $0

GRAND TOTAL: $5500 

I can sell myself to buy a $5500 PSN card! But I don't believe in selling humans so meh. I tag who ever reads this. Which is nobody because only three people actually read *every* single journal. Besides, I'm done with tagging XD.

WOMP!

Is this the Real Life? Is this just Fantasy? by MaybeCrazyGirl123
Is this the Real Life? Is this just Fantasy?
I have been listening to Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat for two days now. I forgot how to draw and this is the first thing I've done all summer, and I'm happy with it. I don't have enough inspiration for comics yet, but enough for random things like this. Enough for cross hatching. And for Homestuck. (I drew Kurloz Makara but the ink smudged so I'm not posting it -.-) I'm off to make Minecraft skins and watch cosplay videos- SPEAKING OF COSPLAY! Guess who's doing a Sollux Captor cosplay soon?Sollux Overdrive  AmazingPhil 11  Naruto Dancing  Me! And maybe a Steven Universe one...as Ruby. My hair is perfect for that at this point of my transitioning to natural. Nice and multi-textured and awkward. But my mom's coworkers love it so I am okay with that. Blonde Cow (Shocked) (Flying hair)  XD

I may or may not post pictures because it may or may not suck. It all depends on disgracefully I apply the paints lol.

I guess I took a picture of the drawing upside down because I think false reality is better than actual reality lol. Which is why I love fandoms so much ^.^

Very off topic but yeah. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, Homestuck by Andrew Hussie, and Steven Universe by Rebecca Sugar. Go check 'em out, they're all pretty great. Yay!

:bowtome: hs icon:trolls and 2 cherubs .:Ministrife Steven -free icon-:. 
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I have been tagged by fungonator2013.deviantart.com/
Natural Hair color
[ ]Black - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $75
[x]Brown - $15
[ ] Other - $10

-Total So Far: $15

Eye Color

[ ] Blue - $50
[ ]Hazel - $100
[x]Brown - $15 
[ ]Green - $200
[ ]Other - $10

-Total So Far: $30

Height

[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 
[x] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $105

-Total so far: $80

Age

[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25 
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

-Total so far: $180

Birth Order

[ ] Twins (or More) - $300
[ ] First Born - $300 
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second Born - $150
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[x] Last Born - $200 
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $375

-Total so far: $380

Drink?

[X] No - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $10

-Total so far: $780

Vision

[ ] perfect vision - $300
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

-Total so far: $830

Family's Car Color(s)

[ ] White - $2,000
[x] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $500
[x]Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400 
[ ] Green- $350
[x] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[x] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15 
[ ] No Car - $0

-Total so far: $2400

Shoe Size

[ ] Over 13 - $300
[ ]12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 10.5 - $650
[x] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550

-Total so far: $3000

Favorite Colors
  
[ ] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[X] Red - $800 
[ ] Yellow - $415
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ]Purple - $225 
[ ] White - $400 
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[X] Blue - $300 
[ ] Pink - $100 
[x] Other - $50

-Total so far: $4750

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0
[X] On Some - $750
[ ] No - $1000

-Total so far: $5500

How many people are you going to tag?

[ ] Over 61 - $250,000 
[ ] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[ ] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[ ] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[ ] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[ ] 11 - 20 - $1,000 
[ ] 1 - 10 - $500 
[x] 0 - $0

GRAND TOTAL: $5500 

I can sell myself to buy a $5500 PSN card! But I don't believe in selling humans so meh. I tag who ever reads this. Which is nobody because only three people actually read *every* single journal. Besides, I'm done with tagging XD.

WOMP!

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MaybeCrazyGirl123
Christian
Artist | Student | Varied
United States
Hey you.

Yeah you.

How you doiiin', gurl? Bruthuh from another muthuh? Sistah from another mistah?

Mozel tov. Hay. Congratulations for breathing today. That must take a lot with all the pollution, friend. As a random human being, I have no idea what I am doing here, I just got bored one day and made this account. Now that I'm stuck with it, I guess I have to write fan fictions and post all of my crappy little drawings...so get ready, internet, for something...weird. Apologize for my stupidity in advance -.-

Likes: not a lot of things: Classical music, anime, cartoons, video games, cosplay, internet, music, comics *cough cough* Brendon Urie, and cupcakes. And of course my friends, and my dog.

Dislikes: lazy teachers, chores, dog poo, rated Y-TV junk, darkness, asthma attacks, medicine, Digemon, Cubeman (not scary), raisins, racism, allergies, wussies, whiners (whee I'm hypocritical!), and of corse those dumb cell phones with eight keys and look like a candy bar. OH, and also, walking barefoot in hot sand

Other Candies:
- I have arachnephobia.
- I never have had dangos.
- I never solved a Rubix cube.
- Everyday I skim my page and change or add something.
- I cannot go on if something of mine is out of place.
- I play the piano .
- I would absolutely love to play in Robert Smith's hair. (I know he's getting older, but he wears it the same way :P)
- I only swear to either make a point or to tell a joke. (all the time)
- My dog gives me high fives, hugs, brofists, and he can prance around like a poodle.
- Clowns startle me.
- I secretly have no religion, and don't like being called anything (ex. Atheist, Agnostic)
- I dislike my birth name.
- I can speak (generally) fluent Spanish, and am learning German and French.
- my big brothers and sister are in Limbo.
-1 (4N 2334[) 1337 (I can read leet)
- I believe I can fly.
- I have a strange habit of misspelling "yes" as "YASSS" or "ease" followed by a really derpy face. :3
- I wish that I had a cup of chai tea right now...
- Hachacha!

My friends, knowing I don't like my birth name very much, also call me Pikachu, Mouth, and sometimes Bugsy. And then somehow I was dubbed as the "Advisitorial Wizard" for some majestic reason. XD

Oh and just a warning... I talk a LOT if my speaking organ (heart) is provoked, so...be careful with the comments if you don't like American-leveled, talkative rants (trollop).

I remade a quotev account! (first being deleted LOL derp) www.quotev.com/bloo09
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QuackWasHere Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love your fan fictions so much. They are amazing! Fangirl Emote Fan girl emoticon. 
Also thanks for the watch. *Free Icon/Emote* Thank You Pusheen 
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Fungonator2013 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
Thanks for the watch!!!
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ToddNTheShiningSword Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I MADE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!! :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY:music:!!!!

I'm sorry your skin had to be orange. That's the best representation Minecraft has for what color your skin is. :XD: :la:

Crazy Birthday 2015
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ToddNTheShiningSword Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw.
I can't find your old avatar or Profile picture...
I liked that. Now I can't use it for your slightly-late birthday present! :cries:

Oh well. I hope you had a happy birthday even without an old Profile pic! :la: :party: :cake:
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MaybeCrazyGirl123 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Student General Artist
Haha. Sorry, but thank you. And I guess it's a good thing because I still need to do a final draft of your birthday comic (the rough draft being stick figures on a post-it note) so neigh I say!

I still owe you your birthday comic, so it's only fair that you ironically can't make mine. And I look a lot different than the old picture. 😌 *nods approvingly at my empty logic*

Andi have the option of featuring Todd Eva and Dappy or that baby picture (I need to check if it's there anymore. Probably not lol)

Thank you, though! But no, you deserve a birthday comic! It will be done!
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ToddNTheShiningSword Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You still owe me a birthday comic!? You're still going to make it!? Wow. Well then if you're going to do that, you kinda need to make it before my NEXT birthday comes! :XD:

LOLOL what I just read about the rough draft. :rofl: Stick figures on a Post-It note?! :XD: Just one? :la: At first I thought it would be on several Post-Its. :note: :la: So I guess that needs a final draft then, but I still hope you keep a photo of the rough draft 'cause I bet that would be funny and smile-inducing to look at. :XD: :meow: :pointandlaugh:

And I still made you a present.
I right-clicked your current avatar and found out it's a png. Once I knew it was a png file that's how I knew I was gonna be able to get your old icon! :deviator: No, I didn't have it on my hard drive. I just went to the secret place you go on dA to get a person's old icon when their new one is a png or animation when their old one wasn't. :shh:

You look a lot different from your old picture, AND this one?! :pringles: Wow then. Your logic isn't empty then. :brainless:

That baby picture isn't there anymore, and you're not gonna find THAT snooping through dA! I had to take it down because it was up at the same time trolls were attacking me due to me being blacklisted and then white-knighted by someone I didn't agree with, so that was not a good time to have a baby picture up.

Comics are the best gift I think I can get, 'cause pictures are great, but comics... go to, like, the next level! I hope the comic's good enough. =P I'm sure it will be, so THE REAL hope I should have is hoping YOUR present I gave you is good enough!
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XxJoaCxX Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy B-Day *hugs* hug Let me hug you! Bro hug 
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foxcovert Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student Artist
Happy Birthday!
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nightmare5648 Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the watch u v u
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Drawingislife4ever Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks that you started to watch me :3
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